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Zork 3
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Score: 0
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Moves: 100
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> Cut yourself
You cut yourself, you freakin' emo!
- *** Ye have departed this mortale coile ***
Wouldst ye like to commence yower quest once more, restor yower saved position, or cease playing the Zork 3 game? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
> Why did I die?
Because you're emo, dummie! Fine, you didn't die yet!
Suddenly, a billion grues rape and eat you alive! Now you're dead! Who cares about emos anyways; they have no feelings!
- *** Ye have departed this mortale coile ***
Wouldst ye like to commence yower quest once more, restor yower saved position, or cease playing the Zork 3 game? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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