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Zork 3
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You decide to enjoy yourself, to have some fun, besides, you may die any minute now...
> look
All around you are clouds, birds, cartoon characters and the like. You notice a thing encased entirely in black coming torwards you. It's probaly just a bird. You look below you and see that weird house.... It seems like you've walked for miles, yet you just took off a couple seconds ago, could you really not have moved more than 200 yards?
> Yeah.. That's enough
... You notice the sun.. SO beautiful... It reminds you of your mother. She had to be taken out.. She was too sad after dad went... there...
> Seriously.. Stop...
Speaking of sad, what ever hapened to that poor kid, from when you first entered the house... How is his corpse doing?
> STOP YOU DAMN QUEER!
Geez... Just for that, that black thing- he was a dragon. You watch him come at you... And he destroys you with one swipe of his mighty claws.
- *** You've been pwn'd ***
Ha ha, n00b. Wanna press A-B-Start-Select, load a savestate, or quit? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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