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Zork 3
| France | Score: -1,000 | Moves: ∞+1 |
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Very well, then. The police pull you over and arrest you for stealing the car, and halfway to the station, you spontaneously combust. A grue sniffs at your ashes for a few seconds before slithering away to wait for someone more appetizing.
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