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Zork 3
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You didn't bother to read that bit about the "certain death", did you?
Suddenly, the generic singing adventurers notice your complaining about their singing and get pissed. One of them yells: "You don't like our singing? Well we're just going to keep doing it until you like it!" They start to sing very loudly. Their singing is so loud that your ears begin to bleed from hearing it. You attempt to jump off the plateau (because that's what you wanted to do in the first place) but die from blood loss before you can reach the edge.
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