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Zork 3
| In the Palace | Score: 28001 | Moves: 26 |
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You are inside the palace of the evil Cat-king! He sells his own species to the grues for huffing purposes. He rules of Kittenia, and hires grue police. If a kitten does something out of order, then it's huffing time! Oh, and he sold the city's name to the grues. We must destroy him for the greater good! You have now aquired the "Hell Into Here". It can make anything die, but it only works in this building. |
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