Game:Zork3/gruesarcasm

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 Extreme sarcasm Score: 0 Moves: 7


> (some censored extreme sarcasm)


Don't you think you forgot something?


> What?


You are fighting Grue 2.0. Grue 2.0 displays several new features:
1. Brand new kickass design (same)
2. Brand new kickass teeth (lame)
3. Comes in three kickass colors: brown, black and gruesome
4. Eats even faster, moves even faster, f***s even faster
6. It's even more painful being eaten by a grue vol.2.0
7. It's immune to extreme sarcasm.

C'mon you know the drill.


*** You have died ***


Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork 3? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):