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Zork 3
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Yeah... Anyways, you decide to seek out the perfect allies! The ones that nobody can defeat!! NOBODY!
Hello my comrades. They call me Comrade Stalin. I am here on the motherland's orders! So, tell me who is the best charcter ever! All gamers are communists, right? LATER: COMMIE! But one person replyed... good... Comrade, I think that we all know that the best game character ever would of course be, MARIO! Our comrade! Carrier of the soviet flag!! So you finally got your answer!
You hear a strange music... You realize you are being dragged along, you can't control yourself! Back and forth! Suddenly, a man comes into view... He jumps up, and with a mighty blow, you are squished, your brains scattered everywhere. Mario had killed you....
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