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You realize that you have no chance against him! He is expirenced, has better weapons, and those pink feet are simply DELICIOUS!


Anyways, you decide to seek out the perfect allies! The ones that nobody can defeat!! NOBODY!

> Seek out the perfect allies!

I do not reconignize the phrase "Seek out the perfect allies!"

> What? Why?

Because.. well... nobody knows who the perfect allies are.

> Hmm... Get opinions from gamers!

The rocket gives you it's onboard computer. You type:

Hello my comrades. They call me Comrade Stalin. I am here on the motherland's orders! So, tell me who is the best charcter ever!

All gamers are communists, right?



But one person replyed... good...

Comrade, I think that we all know that the best game character ever would of course be, MARIO! Our comrade! Carrier of the soviet flag!!

So you finally got your answer!

> Go to the mushroom kingdom!

A pipe opens up in front of you fly your rocket into it... You wake up later...

You hear a strange music... You realize you are being dragged along, you can't control yourself! Back and forth! Suddenly, a man comes into view... He jumps up, and with a mighty blow, you are squished, your brains scattered everywhere. Mario had killed you....

*** You have died ***

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork 3? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):