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 Kyoto suburb Score: 888 Moves: 10

You find someone who's having major problems with giant enemy crabs. He says he locked away 3 giant enemy crabs in his house. You don't believe this, since Japanese homes are unimaginably small, and giant enemy crabs are, well... giant. The man (Takuma) promises you 230,000 yen for this job. That's easy moneymaking, you think.

You thought wrong. It turns out there were even more giant enemy crabs than he told you (69,105, to be exact). So you are largely outnumbered, and you die.

*** You have won ***

> What? I won?!

Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:

*** You have died ***

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