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 Kyoto suburb Score: 888 Moves: 10

You find someone who's having major problems with giant enemy crabs. He says he locked away 3 giant enemy crabs in his house. You don't believe this, since Japanese homes are unimaginably small, and giant enemy crabs are, well... giant. The man (Takuma) promises you 230,000 yen for this job. That's easy moneymaking, you think.

You thought wrong. It turns out there were even more giant enemy crabs than he told you (69,105, to be exact). So you are largely outnumbered, and you die.

<option>:: *** You flubbed your line ***

Would you like to try not to flub it again, go back to the moment where you had to say your line, or give up and run to your mommy and daddy crying? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):