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Zork 3

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Up the Tower Score: 1555 Moves: 11

Great choice. You're just lucky that I put that button in.

> Mmmkay...

You use your extreme sarcasm powers. The grue falls, dead, and so does the princess.

> Oh, crap, I guess all is lost.

Not quite. There's a big ray-gun thing pointing at the princess. On that is a big red button. I wonder what it does...

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