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Game:Zork3/drinkblood

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 North of House Score: 77 Moves: 5


> drink blood


You try to put your foot in your mouth. You end up trapped in a contorted mess. As you struggle to untangle yourself, a grue lurches forth and eats you.


*** You have died ***


Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork 3? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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