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Game:Zork3/distract
| OH GOD | Score: 573 | Moves: 664 |
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Michael Jackson CENSORED CENSORED Male Child #1! Michael Jackson CENSORED CENSORED breasts CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED penis CENSORED CENSORED sex CENSORED CENSORED with a CENSORED CENSORED so much that she CENSORED his CENSORED penis CENSORED CENSORED so Michael Jackson left Female Child #5 on the ground naked after CENSORING her 3,865,876,857 times and giving her an CENSORED (as she had been through puberty already). Michael Jackson--
Okay. But there's something I have to tell--
Fine, but you just lost the game.
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