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Zork 3

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 Kicking the Crotch (or not) Score: -666 Moves: 4


You look after the red guy's crotch, and you notice he does not have one. But he's gotta have one. Right? You feel very intense at the place the red guy's crotch should've been. Apparently, the red guy does not appreciate this. So he turns your crotch into tar.

Congrats, you finished the game, even though you didn't survive it.


*** You got expelled ***


Would you like to restart with a rival school, restore your state education, or give up and be educated at home? (Type RIVAL, STATE, or HOME):

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