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 Cloud is the dead Score: 500,000,000 Moves: 22

> So... am I dead?

Not Yet. The Giant Grue is in awe of your bravery of taking losing over winning and decides to reward you. You do NOT get eaten. You are now in a castle of great size, vast treasure that hot, sweaty, naked, average sized Princess Rosemary was laying on.
> I shall abuse the princess!

Okay, you do Princess Rosemary in every hole and position possible for several months. But then you die of over-ejaculation and STDs at the same time.
> But I used a condom!

Yeah, but you bought the crappy kind, so it broke. That'll teach you to fuck around with a princess made from the mind of Shigeru Miyamoto.

*** You have died ***

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