Game:Zork3/cloudloss

Zork 3

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Cloud is the dead	Score: 500,000,000	Moves: 22
> So... am I dead? Not Yet. The Giant Grue is in awe of your bravery of taking losing over winning and decides to reward you. You do NOT get eaten. You are now in a castle of great size, vast treasure that hot, sweaty, naked, average sized Princess Rosemary was laying on. > I shall abuse the princess! Okay, you do Princess Rosemary in every hole and position possible for several months. But then you die of over-ejaculation and STDs at the same time. > But I used a condom! Yeah, but you bought the crappy kind, so it broke. That'll teach you to fuck around with a princess made from the mind of Shigeru Miyamoto. *** You've bit the big banana *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork 3? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit