Game:Zork3/cloudloss

Zork 3

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Cloud is the dead	Score: 500,000,000	Moves: 22
> So... am I dead? Not Yet. The Giant Grue is in awe of your bravery of taking losing over winning and decides to reward you. You do NOT get eaten. You are now in a castle of great size, vast treasure that hot, sweaty, naked, average sized Princess Rosemary was laying on. > I shall abuse the princess! Okay, you do Princess Rosemary in every hole and position possible for several months. But then you die of over-ejaculation and STDs at the same time. > But I used a condom! Yeah, but you bought the crappy kind, so it broke. That'll teach you to fuck around with a princess made from the mind of Shigeru Miyamoto. *** Your death causes YOU!! *** Would you like to try out capitalism, restore Soviet Russia, or get mauled by loony right-wing American anti-communists? (Type CAPITALISM, RUSSIA, or MAULED BY AMERICANS): restart restore quit