Game:Zork3/cloudloss

Zork 3

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Cloud is the dead	Score: 500,000,000	Moves: 22
> So... am I dead? Not Yet. The Giant Grue is in awe of your bravery of taking losing over winning and decides to reward you. You do NOT get eaten. You are now in a castle of great size, vast treasure that hot, sweaty, naked, average sized Princess Rosemary was laying on. > I shall abuse the princess! Okay, you do Princess Rosemary in every hole and position possible for several months. But then you die of over-ejaculation and STDs at the same time. > But I used a condom! Yeah, but you bought the crappy kind, so it broke. That'll teach you to fuck around with a princess made from the mind of Shigeru Miyamoto. <option>:: *** You flubbed your line *** Would you like to try not to flub it again, go back to the moment where you had to say your line, or give up and run to your mommy and daddy crying? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit