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 The Top of the Big Mountain Score: 1337 Moves: 12

> climb

Ah, yes, the top of the big mountain. It turns out that the Olympian gods are up here.

> What? You told me there was nothing there.

Well, err...

The gods aren't too happy about mortals straying on their territory. Zeus strikes you down with one of his thunderbolts.

You die.

It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the hound of hell, Cerberus.

> walk past Cerberus

Cerberus lets you past. You are on the bank of the river Styx. Your senses are disturbed. The objects around you appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.

> examine me

You appear to be made of a shadowish murky black substance. There seem to be tattered grey robes draped around you.