Game:Zork3/buyveganshoes

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 The Shoe Shop Score: 600 Moves: 6


> buy vegan shoes


Nice choice. The vegan shoes are made out of real vegans. Unfortunately, the vegans were so unhealthy, their skin wasn't at its best. The shoes fall apart. Furthermore, your feet will be damaged from the chemical burns you endure due to the pesticides consumed by the vegans.


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