Game:Zork3/buysensibleshoes

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 The Shoe Shop Score: -17 Moves: 6


> buy sensible shoes

You buy some sensible shoes. The shoes turn you into a boring, sensible person, who doesn't want to be an adventurer. As you are walking away from The Great Underground Empire, a grue eats you.


*** Your death causes YOU!! ***


Would you like to try out capitalism, restore Soviet Russia, or get mauled by loony right-wing American anti-communists? (Type CAPITALISM, RUSSIA, or MAULED BY AMERICANS):