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Game:Zork3/banana

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Banana Time! Score: 6000 Moves: 6

You buy a banana from an odd man with wings and a ponytail.

However, the banana turns out to be a Banana Grue and it helps you.
> Wow! Really?

No, it eats you.
> I hate you.

*** You have died ***

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork 3? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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