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 Idiot Score: You lose. Idiot Moves: 0

Have you forgotten that grues hide in the night!? For that,-
> fire light cannon

The grue that SHOULD have eaten you explodes in a firey ball visible from space.
> fire light cannon

The light cannon is jammed.
> make it so light cannon never is jammed

You win. By poking your finger into the cannon and cleaning out that goop, the cannon now will always fire.
> fire light cannon at grue city at FULL POWER

The light cannon fires, putting to an end the City of Grues. The explosion destroys the Erug city as well. The shock wave of the explosion destroys your mech, and then the explosion flings you into the arms of a grue. It heals your wounds, fixes your mech, and eats you.

*** You have died ***

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