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 Mid-Air Battle Score: 20000 Moves: 15

God arrives, wondering where he is. This proves that there is a God, so there is no longer any faith in God, therefore he stops existing. Your head explodes at seeing God for the split-second he did exist. Of course, I, the narrator, never believed he existed, therefore I never had any faith in him at all, so I survived. If you are an Atheist as well then, too bad. You still die.

*** You have died ***

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