Game:Zork3/YourSecondChance

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 You VS Death Score: ? Moves: ?



> I attack death!


You lunge forward, reaching behind you for the legendary sword of Ringilis that you obviously know you don't have.


> Slash death with Ringilis!


You retrieve the Ringilis (which you do not have) from behind your back and slashed rapidly at death (which you could not have done).


> Did I win?


Yep.


> What?!? Are You Serious?!!


Yes, Idiot. And...


*** Dead again (sigh) ***


Would you like to blah blah blah, something something, blah blah blah (some STUFF in CAPITALS):



> WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


You Are Annoying. I Decided To Resurrect Death To Kill You Again.


> Shit.


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