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Zork 3
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You VS Death
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Score: ?
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Moves: ?
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> I attack death!
You lunge forward, reaching behind you for the legendary sword of Ringilis that you obviously know you don't have.
> Slash death with Ringilis!
You retrieve the Ringilis (which you do not have) from behind your back and slashed rapidly at death (which you could not have done).
> Did I win?
Yep.
> What?!? Are You Serious?!!
Yes, Idiot. And...
It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
> examine me
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.
> WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You Are Annoying. I Decided To Resurrect Death To Kill You Again.
> Shit.
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