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 Character Selection - 1 Score: 3,555,555,555.5 Moves: ?

Welcome to the Zork 3 Character selection screen! What? Choose your Character!

I Know Those Are Crappy Characters, But You Can Complete The Game With One of Them To Unlock More.

> All That Tireness AGAIN?

Yep ^_^

> Uh. What Will I Unlock too?

That would be cheating.

> Wait...All The Characters Got The Same Story!

Yep. We Are Working on Changes.

Note: Look For The Easter egg holding the secret character!