Game:Zork3/Ur-GrueFight6 2

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 The Golden Egg of Arkora Score: ??? Moves: 50



> I empower ye sword of Great Antiquity with thine Golden Egg


By using the mystical powers of the Golden Egg, you have given your elven elfin sword the powers to slash through anything!


> I kill Chuck Norris!


You slash Chuck Norris's head off.


> I kill the Ur-Grue!


You slash the Ur-Grue's head off.


> I kill everyone!!!!!! I am the ruler of the universe!!!


You then proceed to kill everybody you know, starting from yourself.


*** Your death causes YOU!! ***


Would you like to try out capitalism, restore Soviet Russia, or get mauled by loony right-wing American anti-communists? (Type CAPITALISM, RUSSIA, or MAULED BY AMERICANS):