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 Ur Grue Battle Score: ?! Moves: ?!

> Fire Thermolightcannon

You fire the Thermolightcannon, and the Ur-Grue recoils in agony.

It commits suicide to ensure you do not gain the gold and EXP gained from killing it.

> Look

A shimmering portal appears in front of you.

> Enter Portal

You enter the portal. You are in a dark room. A large Eurg stares at you from a throne.

"I AM ACTIVUS", it says.

> O RLY?

"YES RLY", it replies.

> So what happens now?

A zombie suddenly rushes into the room and eats your brains.

> No fair!

You did ask for something to happen, right?

> Gaaaaah!