> Wait- Did I have a half eaten grilled cheese sandwich?
Yeah. You put that into your thermolightcannon.
You can choose to summon one for free.
> I summon grilled cheese!
Okay. You summon a grilled cheese. Which does absolutely nothing.
You waste one turn satisfying yourself by eating the grilled cheese.
The Ur-Grue uses one turn to laugh at your patheticness.