Game:Zork3/Ur-GrueFight/Ur-Grueapprentice

Zork 3

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YOU EVIL BASTARD	Score: 1000	Moves: 49
> Kill Grue Slayer You crack a sarcastic joke about his loss to a n00b AFGNCAAP, and his head explodes in a bloody spray of ichor (Eww, blood!). "Good, AFGNCAAP, good. Your journey to the dark side is now complete." You become the Ur-Grue's servant, helping him for several years and brutally murdering countless unlucky adventurers, until one fine day, an extremely 1337 adventurer blows your head off with a kitten launcher. In your last breath, you wonder why your life is so much like Star Wars. <option>:: *** You flubbed your line *** Would you like to try not to flub it again, go back to the moment where you had to say your line, or give up and run to your mommy and daddy crying? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit