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Zork 3
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Emperor of the Universe!
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Score: Infinity
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Moves: Unknown
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> Fire the Fuck out of Here!
The Fuck out of Here fires, and the Ur-Grue and all his Grues explode.
Chuck Norris turns up-
> Fire the Fuck out of Here!
He explodes in a flash of blue light.
God turns up-
> Fire the Fuck out of Here!
God explodes too. YOU KILLED GOD!
All the other Gods turn up-
> Fire the Fuck out of Here!
They explode too! Wow! Now, there is no one to oppose you!
> Yee-Ha! I'm the Emperor of the Universe! Kill everybody!
You systematically annihilate everyone in the universe, including yourself.
> DAMMIT! I never said shoot myself!
But you wanted to kill everyone in the universe, so you did!
> FUCK...
- *** You've bit the big banana ***
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