Puzzle Potato Dry Brush.png
UnNews Logo Potato1.png

Welcome to the Mother Ship of amateur comedy writing! (Amateur means we don't pay you to do it.)

This is where the original Uncyclopedia wound up. You might as well pick a user name. We have no "partners" that want to sell you stuff. Giving your email simply lets you recover your password; we don't send spam. Uncyclopedians get a talk page, private edit area, and a welcome, maybe, if you actually edit; and we won't de-platform you for your views, if they're funny.


Zork 3

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search
 you suck more Score: -infinity Moves: 2

You are really pushing it this time, aren't you?
> Shut up.

Why?
> Because I said so.

And?
> Because you are so annoying, you got eaten by a grue.

Stop doing that, it doesn't work. For that, your legs suddenly give way and they can't move.
> I'm sorry! Please let me move again!

Why should I?
> Because I will use Extreme Sarcasm.

Oh right...
> Can I move now?

Not yet, but maybe you can survive like this!
> Yeah! I can get disability benefit and everything! I can even move with my arms! Thanks!

And your outcome is even better! Look, here comes a grue to help you up!
> OH SHI-


*** Died you have ***


To start over would you like, a saved position restore, or this session of Zork 3 end? (RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT type):

Retrieved from "https://uncyclopedia.com/w/index.php?title=Game:Zork3/To_bad&oldid=4694959"