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Zork 3
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Score: -infinity
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Moves: 2
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You are really pushing it this time, aren't you?
> Shut up.
Why?
> Because I said so.
And?
> Because you are so annoying, you got eaten by a grue.
Stop doing that, it doesn't work. For that, your legs suddenly give way and they can't move.
> I'm sorry! Please let me move again!
Why should I?
> Because I will use Extreme Sarcasm.
Oh right...
> Can I move now?
Not yet, but maybe you can survive like this!
> Yeah! I can get disability benefit and everything! I can even move with my arms! Thanks!
And your outcome is even better! Look, here comes a grue to help you up!
> OH SHI-
- *** Your death causes YOU!! ***
Would you like to try out capitalism, restore Soviet Russia, or get mauled by loony right-wing American anti-communists? (Type CAPITALISM, RUSSIA, or MAULED BY AMERICANS):
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