> That's not funny.
> A Goron raped my mother.
My mistake. Did I say Goron? I meant boulder-shaped Grue.
- *** You have won ***
> What? I won?!
Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:
- *** You have died ***
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