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 Tasteless Score: 100 Moves: 4

> That's not funny.

Why not?

> A Goron raped my mother.

My mistake. Did I say Goron? I meant boulder-shaped Grue.

*** You have won ***

> What? I won?!

Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:

*** You have died ***

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