Game:Zork3/Secrettoilet4

Zork 3

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The Toilet!	Score: ???	Moves: ????
> Sit on toilet seat You sit on the toilet. Suddenly, you feel a sharp, piercing pain in your nether regions. > OWWW! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? The brown lump happens to be a Genital-Eating Grue. It has just eaten your genitals. > AHHHHH! Yes. The toilet cubicle is splattered with blood. > Ahhhhhh! Get medical attention! You run out onto the streets and into the hospital. > Yay! Safe! However, the kindly reception lady recognizes you as the wanted suspect in the murder of The Narrator and hands you over to the police. > Now what? You have been sentenced to 20 years in prison. > Oh no! Yes, Oh no. When you heard the news, you suddenly had a fatal heart attack. Who told you to eat so much fast food when you were young? *** You've been pwn'd *** Ha ha, n00b. Wanna press A-B-Start-Select, load a savestate, or quit? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit