Game:Zork3/Secrettoilet4

Zork 3

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The Toilet!	Score: ???	Moves: ????
> Sit on toilet seat You sit on the toilet. Suddenly, you feel a sharp, piercing pain in your nether regions. > OWWW! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? The brown lump happens to be a Genital-Eating Grue. It has just eaten your genitals. > AHHHHH! Yes. The toilet cubicle is splattered with blood. > Ahhhhhh! Get medical attention! You run out onto the streets and into the hospital. > Yay! Safe! However, the kindly reception lady recognizes you as the wanted suspect in the murder of The Narrator and hands you over to the police. > Now what? You have been sentenced to 20 years in prison. > Oh no! Yes, Oh no. When you heard the news, you suddenly had a fatal heart attack. Who told you to eat so much fast food when you were young? <option>:: *** You flubbed your line *** Would you like to try not to flub it again, go back to the moment where you had to say your line, or give up and run to your mommy and daddy crying? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit