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Zork 3
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Blazara
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Score: ????
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Moves: ????
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> I cast Blazara again!
Are you THAT stupid?
> Yes!
Ok... You cast Blazara.
> What happened?
You burned yourself.
> Examine self
You look a lot like Darth Vader.
> Get lightsaber
I see no lightsaber here.
> Use force pull
You pull a lightsaber into existence.
> Cool! I slash everyone's head off!
Ok, you-
> NOT MY OWN HEAD, OTHER PEOPLE'S HEADS!
-promptly get eaten by a grue.
> What?
While using all your concentration to resist the temptation to chop off your own head, a grue sneaked up behind you and mistook you as his lunch.
> How could you? I was beginning to like you...
Life's like that. Get on with it. Noob.
- *** You've bit the big banana ***
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