> I cast Blazara again!
Are you THAT stupid?
Ok... You cast Blazara.
> What happened?
You burned yourself.
> Examine self
You look a lot like Darth Vader.
> Get lightsaber
I see no lightsaber here.
> Use force pull
You pull a lightsaber into existence.
> Cool! I slash everyone's head off!
> NOT MY OWN HEAD, OTHER PEOPLE'S HEADS!
-promptly get eaten by a grue.
While using all your concentration to resist the temptation to chop off your own head, a grue sneaked up behind you and mistook you as his lunch.
> How could you? I was beginning to like you...
Life's like that. Get on with it. Noob.
- *** u r ded ***
Wud u liek 2 staet ovur, restor sevad poz, or end ur Zork 3 sessiun? (Tiep O RLY, YA RLY, uer SRSLY):