> watch pr0n DVD
You watch the DVD but it is not very interesting. Its a pirate DVD so there aren't even any erotic pictures on the front. While watching your own reflection in the disk you notice a hole in the centre of it.
> Examine hole.
You notice a large grue shaped object through the hole. You are promptly eaten by a grue, you stupid fuckwit.
- *** You got hosed ***
Would you like to towel down, restore a change of clothes, or end this water fight? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):