|Nerd Attack||Score: 400||Moves: 5|
Gornuniya, clearly annoyed, shouts into the room, "No way, assmunch."
The nerd walks out from the other room. "WHOAH! You're a Goron! Can I FUCK you?"
Gornuniya turns to you, saying, "Back me up, Ex-Lax!"
"If I can't FUCK you, nobody can!"
The nerd is still coughing up Tic Tacs, your move.