Game:Zork3/Harharhar Thisistherealsecretending

Zork 3

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Har har har	Score: ???	Moves: ???
> What did I just do? You've entered the secret ending through a very badly hidden link. > Yeah! I rule! Don't tempt me. > Look around. You are standing in a toilet. > A toilet? What am I doing in a toilet? You are enjoying the scenery and the fragrance. > What are YOU doing in a toilet? I am intruding in your privacy. > Get out! Ok. I am outside the toilet. > Use toilet I have no idea what you are doing inside there, since I am outside. > Go outside You stagger outside. > Look There is a grue outside. > Ahhhh!!! I crap my pants! Ok. The grue sees the crapped pants and dies of a heart attack. > Yay! Look around Examine grue corpse Go back into the toilet Check inventory Kill narrator once again Question why the narrator isn't dead since you clearly killed him the previous page