Game:Zork3/Grue2.0

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 Grue2.0 Score: 0 Moves: 0


> What the hell's a grue?


You must have never played any of the Zork games before. Idiot. Anyway, the grue is basically a killer box-shaped mammal who eats people. They are weak to light and can move faster than you. But it doesn't matte-
> Aw man...all that and they eat me?


Yeah, they eat you before you have a chance to scream.


> Damn...that must be a bug.


That's not a bug, it's a feature. Anyway, enough chitchat -


*** Died you have ***


To start over would you like, a saved position restore, or this session of Zork 3 end? (RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT type):