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Zork 3

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> I eat the grue!


The grue is larger than you. Are you sure about this?


> Yes!


Ok. You have successfully eaten the grue.


> What?!?! I thought I would have died!


Did I mention the grue you just ate was on fire?


> No...


Well, its not the only thing on fire now...

You will die in 3 turns.


> Run around and scream


You run around and scream.

You will die in 2 turns.


> Wet pants


Your pants is in your Thermolightcannon.

You wet your Thermolightcannon.

Ignore this if you don't have a light cannon.

You will die in 1 turn.

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