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 Thermolightcannon Score: 1 Moves: 17

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> combine missiles and all other weapons into Light Cannon

You are an idiot. Ok. You insert the missiles, the lasers, the lantern, and a bunch of other stuff into the light cannon, an-
> insert pants

And the light cannon becomes a thermolightcannon, which is STILL powered by your own awesome, but also can be powered by your own lack of awesome. It also is even more powerful than The Hell Outta Here, and actually works on Eurgs AND Grues. You fire it at the army of Eurgs comming toward you and it kills off every single one of them. Of course, there is not a single remain of them or even of the city. Of course the Grues now are getting close.

You fire it without incident, destroying the Grues.
> smile and do a bad tap dance

On the ground lies a code. "Grueaybnettaettuobaerauoy" Which not only stands for a code, but also is "You are about to be eaten by a Eurg" spelt backwards. And it did. Your last thought is why is the code backwards and that this happened (or will happen) in another mission.

*** You have died ***

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