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Game:Zork2/xyzzy

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 xyzzy Score: ? Moves: ?


> xyzzy

A hollow voice says "Plugh" and suddenly the world erupts in pain. Your golden eggshell glows brightly, and then explodes into a shower of fiery pieces.

xyzzy begins to shake and burn, and begins to sink to the ground.

But wait! What is this? xyzzy is back to full health! It seems that your foe is cheating!

Against the cheating ways of xyzzy you are powerless. You lose!

And it also wiped out your saved game!


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