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 Library Score: 20 Moves: 27

"You insert the cookoo into the jeegly!" Your mommy told you! She can't lie, can she?

The man looks at you.

"Um.. How old are you?"

> "33, sir!"

He looks at you blankly.

"So um... where'd you learn that?"

> "My mommy told me!"

He shakes his head and shoots you. Trust me, it's for the better.