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 Library Score: 15 Moves: 25

"PUPPIES!" You scream with happiness. You've got to be right, I mean, YOU hate puppies, Grues have got to, right?

The man looks at you with horror in his eyes. He starts shaking all over. This may be a good time to run.

> run!

You can't run, as you are shaking with horror! The man rips out of himself revealing a hideous thing with an axe, and probably as many brain cells as you have. You keep watching in horror as he screams.

And swiftly chops you in half with his axe. You deserved it. Puppy hater.