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 CH3oprah/alliance31 Score: 0 Moves: 0

You made it to Oprah's office! But it looks like she's about to kill you.

You show her the carcass of the Farker you killed. She suddenly lightens up and explains to you that you now have immunity from death when she takes over the world. As a parting gift, she hands you a paperweight, then kicks you out unceremoniously, as she "has 'things' to do with Tom Cruise."

> A paperweight? WTF?

Calm down, Mr. Happypants. You can examine it when you get to the library.