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 Gill Bates's Office Score: 90 Moves: 66

> frag eggment

Luckily your mistyping helps you, because there's a machine gun under your feet, and Gill Bates has an Eggment™ explosive on his desk. Why? Because it's legal. You shoot it and it sets on fire.

> seek cover

You hide under a Grue, and it (amazingly) works. The light and explosion from the explosive kills Gill Bates, the Grues and Steve Ballmer, but not you. There appears to be one golden egg fragment in the middle of the explosion.

> get fragment

Quest Updated
Now that you have two fragments, you can teleport to: