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Game:Zork2/CH2Bates/secfight3 2

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 Outside M1CR050FT Score: 75 Moves: 55


> yell "Linux powaaa"!

The Uber Security Guards seem bullied for a minute, but then one of them shouts "We survived Mac OS, we survived FreeBSD and we will conquer the Linux! To battle, my minions!"

Your last thoughts before you die: Hmm... This one seems to be oddly familiar... Wait a minute... isn't that like Stev...?