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 Outside M1CR0S0FT Score: 75 Moves: 60

> "Do you know how we are used to say about Windows? Listen: A sixty-four bit port of a thirty-two bit extension and GUI shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor and sold by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition."

Steve Ballmer says: "Bunch of good-for-nothing words. Die!"

He uses Windows Cleanup to kill you. It is a long but a painful way to go.