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 Secret Hideout Score: 60 Moves: 51

> travel by public transport

You get mugged and raped several times before you even get to M1CR0S0FT. Plus, you cannot bear the stench of the Old People, so you pass out. Grues find you and carry you to their secret hideout, where they all feast on your delicious meat.