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 M1CR0S0FT Building Score: 90 Moves: 65

> find Gill Bates

You enter the M1CR0S0FT building for real this time. The view is breathtaking. Literally. You seem to be having trouble taking in air, and it seems to be that egg fragment you got from Steve Ballmer. You gotta do something.

> examine egg fragment

It appears to be that stolic from Zork 1 that ZOMG'ed you dead whenever you checked it. Checking it would have been fatal. Good thing you examined it instead.

> toss out stolic

You toss out your stolic. You never even checked it. Thank God. You feel much better.

The desk clerk in front of you looks like she can show you where to find Gill Bates.