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Zork

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 zabnajaz Score: ? Moves: ?


> wimp out and go back

you coward. too scared to brave the unknown? you dont deserve to play zork! you are beaten by a brew, then eaten by a grue. Also, your brain in the real world exploded.


*** Y hv dd ***


Wld y lk t strt vr, rstr svd pstn, r nd ths sssn f Zrk? (Typ RSTRT, RSTR, r QT)