Game:Zork/zabnajazg

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> wimp out and go back

you coward. too scared to brave the unknown? you dont deserve to play zork! you are beaten by a brew, then eaten by a grue. Also, your brain in the real world exploded.


*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***


In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)