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 Living room Score: -1832 Moves: -1212

> Tell the kid the gum really is big red

"It is? It tastes like fruit." he says.

> Big red means apple flavor

"Oh! OK thanks! Here, have a key! It's for the box in the bathroom."

> Put key on keychain


> inv

You have a keychain, an antique looking key with emeralds on it, clothes and that's all.

What now?