Game:Zork/wtfdude

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You are the biggest dicknose ever.	Score: -69105	Moves: 9
> wait You decide to wait for something to happen. > wait longer ... > wait even more Being as a dumbass like you usually are, you wait more. > keep waiting > keeeeeeeep on waiting > and waiting.... > and I'll just wait a tiiiiiiiny bit longer... The stump opens up and a mechanical arm whups your head with a vampire fang, knocking you unconcious. You wake up dead a few hours later. It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead. As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal. > examine me You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head. enter gates of Hell fly up restore