Game:Zork/wtfdude

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 You are the biggest dicknose ever. Score: -69105 Moves: 9


> wait


You decide to wait for something to happen.


> wait longer


...


> wait even more


Being as a dumbass like you usually are, you wait more.


> keep waiting



> keeeeeeeep on waiting



> and waiting....



> and I'll just wait a tiiiiiiiny bit longer...


The stump opens up and a mechanical arm whups your head with a pot of gold, knocking you unconcious.

You wake up dead a few hours later.


*** You have won ***


Would you like to finish under, destroy an unsaved position, or start this session of Zork (type FINISH, DESTROY, or START):