Game:Zork/wtfdude

You are the biggest dicknose ever. Score: -69105 Moves: 9

> wait

You decide to wait for something to happen.

> wait longer

...

> wait even more

Being as a dumbass like you usually are, you wait more.

> keep waiting

> keeeeeeeep on waiting

> and waiting....

> and I'll just wait a tiiiiiiiny bit longer...

The stump opens up and a mechanical arm whups your head with a DVD featuring Mel Gibson, knocking you unconcious.

You wake up dead a few hours later.

*** Dead ***

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