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 The Super Ultimate Final Conclusive Showdown Battle of The End Score: GOD HAS SMOTE YOU! Moves: ?

> Worship Chuck Norris

Surprised at being shown the respect he deserves, Chuck Norris does not kill you.

However, you are then killed by God for disobeying the First Commandment.

God and Chuck then go off and have a beer together down at the local pub.

*** Your life functions have ceased to serve you ***

Would you request that your game be reset so that you can choose a different path, backtrack until you can remember exactly where you went wrong and hope to correct your erroneous mistake with minimized effort, or cease the playing of Zork for a varying period of time determined by your decision? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):