Game:Zork/wood2

Zork

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Wood	Score: 5	Moves: 5
> enter forest Staggering into the wilderness with a gushing flesh wound is not a good idea. In moments you are torn apart by an Oscar Wilde impersonator, and your bones are picked clean by an Oscar Wilde impersonator. *** You fail at Zork *** Would you like to not fail, restore The Super Ultimate Final Conclusive Showdown Battle To The End save file, or end your failing session of Zork? (TYPE RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT): restart restore quit Or you can also (because you fail at Zork): Go to Zork 2 Go to Zork 3 Go to Grueslayer (Much later on, Gruemanoid archaeologists declare your unearthed skeleton to be proof of the evolutionary link between half-orc humans and pygmy marmosets, but that's irrelevant at the present moment.)