Game:Zork/wood2

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 Wood Score: 5 Moves: 5


> enter forest

Staggering into the wilderness with a gushing flesh wound is not a good idea.

In moments you are torn apart by a Mud Puppy, and your bones are picked clean by a Mud Puppy.


*** You have lost a life ***


Would you like to gain an extra life, restore a princess, or end this session of Mario World? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):


(Much later on, Gruemanoid archaeologists declare your unearthed skeleton to be proof of the evolutionary link between half-orc humans and pygmy marmosets, but that's irrelevant at the present moment.)